Abs. <3 (yum)
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"Don't cry, I'm sorry to have deceived you so much, but that's how life is." -Vladimir Nabokov
~ Tuesday, April 10 ~
~ Monday, December 19 ~
Age never meant shit to me. It’s all about heart and stupidity.
~ Wednesday, December 14 ~
The rest is rust and stardust.
All i can do is wait and hope for the best.
~ Tuesday, December 13 ~
Piero della Francesca, Madonna con bambino
Hey, Baby Jesus has an innie and an outie!
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~ Saturday, December 10 ~
~ Sunday, November 27 ~
~ Sunday, November 20 ~
bliss
“The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.” -Albert Einstein
A teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”
The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”
The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then Little Johnny says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Johnny replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”
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